“Carrie Boldman, Cedar Point Vice President and General Manager, Sends Shocking Social Media Message to Visitors.
“Cedar Point VP Accidentally Declares Roller Coasters Illegal in Viral Post”
Sandusky, OH In what can only be described as a caffeine-fueled blunder, Cedar Point’s Vice President and General Manager Carrie Boldman took to social media late Sunday night to issue a “shocking” message to park visitors: “Roller coasters are a menace and must be abolished immediately.”
The post, which included a GIF of a spinning teacup and the hashtag FlatRidesForever, has been shared over 200,000 times.
Within minutes, confused thrill-seekers began panicking in the comments. “Is this real? What about Millennium Force?” one fan wrote. Another asked, “Was this hacked by the Log Flume Lobby?”
Hours later, Boldman clarified the post had been meant as a joke for a small group chat and blamed “too much espresso and an accidentally public tweet.” Cedar Point issued an official statement reassuring fans that roller coasters are not being banned—yet
“Shockwaves Hit Theme Park World as Cedar Point VP Drops Bombshell Announcement”
Sandusky, OH In a move no one saw coming, Carrie Boldman, Vice President and General Manager of Cedar Point, sent shockwaves across the amusement park community with a social media post on Monday that left guests stunned and speculation soaring.
In the now-deleted message, Boldman stated: “It’s time we rethink what Cedar Point stands for. Big changes are coming. You’ve been warned.”
The cryptic message has ignited rumors of major overhauls to the park, with fan forums buzzing about possible ride removals, a shift to family-friendly attractions, or even a controversial ticketing model. Cedar Point has yet to release an official explanation.
Insiders close to the park suggest Boldman’s post may be part of an intentional marketing strategy, but others aren’t so sure. “This isn’t the kind of thing you tease lightly,” said one longtime season pass holder. “We want answers.”
“Carrie Boldman Declares Cedar Point a Sovereign Nation in Bizarre Social Media Rant”
Sandusky, OH In a truly unexpected development, Carrie Boldman, Cedar Point’s VP and GM, proclaimed the amusement park’s “independence from the State of Ohio” via Instagram Live late Friday evening.
“From this day forward,” she announced while standing atop the Valravn platform, “Cedar Point shall be known as the Kingdom of Coasterlandia. Guests must present passports or at least funnel cake receipts to enter.”
The declaration included a new flag (a screaming cartoon rider on a loop-de-loop), a proposed currency (ride tokens), and a draft constitution emphasizing the right to unlimited Fast Lane access.
Though most assume the post was satirical, local officials responded by issuing a formal statement: “Cedar Point remains part of Ohio. We do not recognize theme-park micronations at this time.